Likewise, ships seem to approach the shore “out of nowhere” because they come up over a spherical horizon.

If you stand on the beach, you’ll watch ships go over the horizon. This would not be the case if the Earth were round and flat (like a disk) but round and spherical (like a ball). Because an apple falls straight to the ground no matter where you stand on Earth, the center of mass is just beneath your feet. Only a sphere has a consistent shape, and thus, anywhere you stand on that sphere has consistent mass, and therefore has consistent acceleration due to gravity. In other words, what goes up, must come down because gravity (caused by mass) will pull the object down. Mass attracts objects via the force of gravity. Likewise, because of the Foucault Pendulum effect, in which there is an oval-shaped shadow in every eclipse, we know that the Earth is not round and flat (like a pizza), but is also spherical. And, furthermore, I agree with President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, that the “state of our union is stupid.”įirst, you can know that the Earth is round experientially.ĭuring lunar eclipses (blood moons, as our charismatic, omen-interpreting friends call them), you can see the shadow of the Earth on the lunar surface. Primarily, this is because of God’s grace that my IQ exceeds that of a grapefruit. On this point in the year 2019, I feel vindicated in my assertions.

If I had to guess, I would surmise that it’s because some have accused me of donning more than one tinfoil hat, typically involving the trajectory of evangelicalism, its innate corruption, or its infiltration by dark money globalists and Marxists. How such an absurd claim would begin, I have no idea. Truth be told, I never would have addressed this topic, if it weren’t for the fact that today I was told (much to my surprise) that there’s a rumor out there that I hold to flat earthism. But virtually no indicative qualification signals our societal devolution more than the growing popularity of what is called “flat earthism.” Their breadth of vocabulary, their understanding of complex thought, their ability to philosophize and cognitively grasp abstract ideas is superior to our own. Pick up virtually any book from the English-speaking world printed in the 18th century and this phenomenon shall be manifest. While the film is crass and comedic, there is truth to the premise. In the plot of the movie, Idiocracy (which I don’t recommend), the human race gets gradually dumber until it reaches a level of functional retardation.

Flat earth society stupid